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March 31, 2006

Man flogs wife's box on eBay

You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do:



EBay pulled the auction soon. The following may have had something to do with it:



LMFAO @ the guy from England and his Chicken story. These mufos are damn serious lol

Original Story Here

26 Comments:

Blogger Sandro said...

lol. thats pretty funny stuff

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

brilliant

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude... are they serious?
I'd hit it. then buy it. in that order.

3:49 PM  
Blogger knitsu-evosapien said...

so are they talking about a sexual cock and box being a ladies privates.... or is this chicken/turkey god knows whatever it is suppose to go in the box

up here in Canada where we live in Egloo's we dont eat chicken only Seal and fish... lol so I dont know anything about packing cocks in boxes lol that was a joks.........



Great article


sure brings out a new meaning in Cock a doodle dooo!!!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He had just relisted her 'box' up for sale on ebay. This is a great April 1st :)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9504653139&fromMakeTrack=true

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Image of new item from www.mgx-studios.com

http://mgx-studios.com/uploads/Images/ebaycock.gif

8:55 PM  
Anonymous method said...

the chicken comments from the UK.. weren't serious either...

In the UK.. "choking the chicken" means masturbating. ;)

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is my wife's box I'm selling on ebay. If you don't beleive me ask me if I posted this trough the auction. I had around 27,000 hits 160 watchers and well over 100 questions when they pulled it. I answered 50 of them. As you can see I am being more careful about what I answer now.
Thanks,
Powertoburn

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:04 AM  
Blogger Teacher George said...

freaking hilarious!

11:53 PM  
Blogger habfan73 said...

It has been relisted.....

12:46 AM  
Anonymous directionzero said...

Why does ebay pull stuff like this. It was a legit auction and I'm sure the guy would have shipped the box and all.

Either way, very funny!

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Jared Koch said...

Wow talk about bullshit...I sold my roommate's girlfriend's box on Ebay and had 6 bids for a total of $11.25. I guess I should told everyone on the internet so I could have made some scrilla.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the wifes box was pulled yet again only to reappear with a new version. http://cgi.ebay.com/My-wife-special-box-cant-fit-my-cock-NR_W0QQitemZ9505237166QQcategoryZ324QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they waited till the bid was over $100. for his wife's box and then they pulled the auction again

so much for freedom of speech

4:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, the last "relisting" just isn't as funny; different user, no longer original

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, the last "relisting" just isn't as funny; different user, no longer original

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Viper-gy said...

the original site that was posted was:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Im-selling-my-wifes-box-3rd-try-w-can-no-profanity_W0QQitemZ9506291779QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the user was "powertoburn"...
if you want to see when he adds it again, or any other items he's selling go to:

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZpowertoburn

.....
his profile is at:

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=powertoburn&iid=9505237166&frm=284

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ebay Pulled it...lol

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I think the dude is really selling a box... as in a cardboard box made by his wife...

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That dude got banned. Look up his eBay profile:

No longer a registered user

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a great post! I paricularly found the assertion that the guy from England was serious with his chicken story very amusing. Being from England myself I very, very much doubt he was serious. I mean, come on "I choked my chicken last night and am thinking of getting a bigger cock!" Also, "I think the dude is really selling a box.... as in a cardboard box made by his wife". Priceless! No shit, Sherlock! If you need to explain the punchline you probably didn't get the joke in the first place!!!

2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you guys are pretty crazy..talking about a box on eBay...that sort of crap isnt what eBay is about

why cant people just use what it is meant for..

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too damn funny! That guy has a great sense of humor, to bad e-bay doesn't. Were they worried some children would stumble across it and be ruined for life because of it. If a young kid seen this AND knew what was really being said between the lines then the parents have already lost that fight. The guys at e-bay would prolly crap a cat if they read the "found porn" section in Maxim magazine. Too damn funny!!!!

6:33 PM  
Blogger blaza said...

I Like the ebay and marketing
ebay

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit no such seller on EBay i just checked

10:35 AM  

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