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Mr.Normal Guy writing things that seems abnormal. In street words 'Oh Shit' things

April 01, 2006

‘Simpsons’ Movie in Trailer - 2007 Release Date

LOS ANGELES - Homer Simpson hit the big screen on Friday in a short teaser trailer announcing “The Simpsons” movie.

The “Simpsons” teaser debuted prior to the opening of 20th Century Fox’s latest animated film “Ice Age: The Meltdown.” The clip announces Fox’s July 27, 2007 release date for “The Simpsons” movie.

The animated 25-second clip opens on a giant superhero S. “Leaping his way onto the silver screen,” intones a narrator, “the greatest hero in American history!” Cut to Homer Simpson sitting on his couch in his tighty whities. “I forgot what I was supposed to say,” he says. The narrator continues, “ ’The Simpsons Movie,’ coming to the screen, July 27, 2007.” “Uh, uh,” says Homer, “we better get started.”

The long-running animated television series created by Matt Groening and developed by James L. Brooks is currently being adapted for the big screen at Film Roman Studios in Burbank.

Movie Trailer Here
More Reading Here

Cruise 4 Party Clown

Ahaha, this is one of those Britney Spears moments for Tom Cruise. He is going like
wow ohohoho look at that bump!
who knows you could be soccerball that Katie is hiding *ahem*
Look at his Pose btw! Now I'm doubtful it is him who once delivered us good movies such as Top Gun & Mission Impossible.

Read More about Mission Impossible 3 here

Best of April Fool Hoaxes - 2006

These are this year's Best of April Fool Hoaxes posted in Wiki. Check it out!

Blizzard Entertainment announced that the new Alliance race for their upcoming World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade will be Wisps. They possess the radical ability to detonate themselves in order to strengthen their fellow players or weaken enemies. Due to the fact that the player would be permanently dead after doing this, many players claim that this is a joke, considering the news was released on March 31 - the day before April Fool's Day.

ModTheSims2, a popular Sims 2 fansite, renamed itself to, had multiple Llama related uploads and changed the theme.

# Slashdot incorporated a pink "OMG!!! Ponies!!!" theme at 00:00 UTC. This girlish theme is in stark contrast for a techie website believed to be mostly frequented by male nerds. A "Special Birthday Report" [4] about Jeff "Hemos" Bates emerged in the first minutes of the day. A link to Thinkgeek's wireless extension cords has also been posted. The presence of humor on Slashdot has yet to be confirmed.

# Astronomy Picture of the day sing the new camera on the Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers have been able to confirm that the Moon is made of green cheese. The telling clue was the resolution of a marked date after which the Moon may go bad.

Read More Here

March 31, 2006

Barking Cat

Stupid Cat barks like a Cat Haha I mean a Dog =)

Man flogs wife's box on eBay

You know how it is: you've got a 30-inch cock but your wife's box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do:

EBay pulled the auction soon. The following may have had something to do with it:

LMFAO @ the guy from England and his Chicken story. These mufos are damn serious lol

Original Story Here

Xbox360's Leaked Release Date List

Seems GameStop Release Dates are leaked and out for the public. I've loaded the original leaked list in here. Courtesy of GamerReports.
Updated List can be found here.

Windows Live Messenger Final Version Preview

Well, this doesn't look like the crappy Beta Version. Much better looking! All that annoy me now is the ads. I bet there is some kinda Mod will be made for that too. Till then this version is good to go.

More pictures here.

Crazy Robot Fights!

Cool eh? For more info I guess you have to go to the site mentioned in the video!

March 30, 2006

Holographic Imagery

There were previous findings that showed holographic displays in military weaponry. This such as different cameras will take record your environment and put up a 3D display on your visor screen. More reading links here. Now this one looks like one of those Star Trek things or Halo Cortana (pick ya game). Although its not perfect, the technology will be out very soon!

March 29, 2006

The Best FPS after Halo?

I consider myself as a long time Halo player...quite good init too. Comparing with that, this game pwns (no offence) What looks like this one is lacking is, some tactics! Other than that, its pure fly pwnage! (I Like the flying part)

Click here for the video. Warning! high bandwidth required!
Alternative Video Link Here. You have to scroll down and select 'I am old Enough' (Rated for 16+)

Game Website Here

Insane Runescape Bank with millions of gps

This is one of the richest RS Bank I've ever seen after 'Cursed You's one! This one apparently belongs to '3 Hit U' [excitement]whaaat![/excitement]

Many people disagree or say this is a I've attached a direct linked picture from 3 Hit U's website. It is true (as in video) that he have 251 Mask Sets :O

Insane Runescape Bank Here

Here is the Pic Of his Bank Account directly from his website

Check out my other posts on Free Runescape Millions Phats Cheat AutoFighter Dupe Fally 666 RS2 Cheat Gps Guide rs Bot Durial Zezima 3 hit u bank

March 28, 2006

Beautiful China

Who said Heaven is up above and hell is down below? If you kill some morons, Earth will look like Heaven =) (You know who you are heehee)

More natually beautiful China pictures

If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?

Dear Cecil: I hope that you can answer a question that has plagued me since childhood. If every man, woman, and child in China each stood on a chair, and everyone jumped off their chair at exactly the same time, would the earth be thrown off its axis? Also, if prior to jumping, they all yelled at the top of their lungs, would we hear it here in the United States, and how much of a time delay would there be? --Robert P., Los Angeles

Dear Robert:

Amazing as it may seem, I am actually going to answer this incredibly retarded question. But first Uncle Cecil wishes to have a word with his devoted readers.

As you can imagine, I possess phenomenal scholarly resources. I have converted the spare bedroom in my house into a research library containing 16 million volumes, which are dusted twice a day by a team of robed acolytes holding candles. I have instant access via my Apple 380S GT to all the world's data banks. Why, right here on my writing table next to the box of spare quills I have a dog-eared copy of 16,000 Unbelievably Complicated Physics Experiments for the Home and Garden, With Answers, which has helped me out of many a jam.

But despite this wealth of scientific knowledge, the Teeming Millions routinely write in with questions that not one sane person has ever asked in 6,000 years of recorded history. As a result, my usual sources of information are useless.

Nonetheless, I try. I have been in repeated contact with the Beijing government all week in an effort to persuade them to get all 1,027,000,000 Chinese (1980 estimate) to jump off chairs. I have pleaded with them that will signficantly advance the cause of science. However, they have not been cooperative.

They point out the China is a poor country, and lacks a sufficient quantity of chairs. Moreover, many of the chairs that are available are of nonuniform height, meaning that even if all the Chinese jumped off at the same time, they would hit the ground at different times, thus throwing off the results of the experiment.

Finally, they point out that discipline among the Chinese people has become notoriously lax since the Cultural Revolution, and many of the participants in the project could be expected to be fooling around when they were supposed to be jumping. The Chinese government suggests that instead of having the entire nation jump off chairs, I should get one representative citizen to jump and multiply the results by 1,027,000,000. I have, needless to say, rejected this solution as grossly inadequate.

The possibility of an actual test thus being remote, I have been forced to rely on my considerable powers of inductive logic, to wit: given the principle that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, when the Chinese get up on their chairs, they would essentially be pushing the earth down in the process of elevating themselves. Then, when they jumped off, the earth would simultaneously spring back, attracted by the gravitational mass of one billion airborne Chinese persons, with the result that the Chinese and the earth would meet somewhere in the middle, if you follow me. The upshot of this is that action and reaction would cancel each other out and the earth would remain securely in orbit.

Just for fun, however--after you've been doing this job for a while you get a pretty bizarre notion of what constitutes a good time--suppose 1,000,000,000 Chinese, give or take 27,000,000, were somehow to materialize atop chairs without their having to elevate themselves thereto. And suppose they jumped off.

Having performed astonishing feats of mathematical acrobatics (requiring the entire afternoon, I might note--sometimes I can't believe the crap I spend my time on), I calculate that the resultant thud in aggregate would be the equivalent of 500 tons of TNT. Not bad, but nowhere near enough to dislocate the earth, which weighs 6 sextillion, 588 quintillion short tons. I refuse to even discuss what would happen if all the Chinese yelled at the top of their lungs.

by CECIL ADAMS from Straight Dope

Do You Like To Watch?

She slowly stripped, swaying to the music. He sat in his chair, wanting to reach out to her, but not daring to. She turned to him, slowly taking off her bra, first lowering the left strap, then the right one, then letting the flimsy piece of lace fall to the ground. Her hands covered her nipples. He felt the arousal slowly taking him over, making him breath deeply, and giving him an erection. Oh, how he loved to watch. She turned again, and he could see her naked back as she bent over to give him a good view.

If this got you hot, it is obvious you like to watch. Don’t worry, you are not alone. We all do. Voyeurism is more popular than ever.

Voyeurism has taken a big leap. In the olden days, we had to satisfy our curiosity with peeking into our neighbor’s windows, watching movies, or going to strip clubs. These days we have the Internet, and thousands willing to show more than just some skin. We get to look at people who share with us their most intimate thoughts and body parts. No wonder so many of us like to surf the web, it satisfies even the most curious of peeping Toms…

The only thing that really surprises me is the fact that so many are willing to have others looking at them. Exhibitionism has also found a new home, a place to do it without getting fined or imprisoned for lewd behavior. A place to share yourself, without making it personal.

Just take a look at the success of Myspace. It’s one of the most popular sites for people to show themselves, opening themselves up not only to voyeurism, but to comments by those voyeurs as well. People who like to tell the world about themselves, about their most intimate thoughts and feelings, can today do so on thousands of websites or in chat rooms. More often than not, they tell strangers more than they would their best friends.

All those who used to sneakily take a peek at their neighbors can now do so in the comfort of their own living room. No more need to drill holes in shower walls, the girls in those showers have probably shown more of themselves on the internet than you will ever be able to see through that peephole. Lewdness has taken on a new dimension.

In the end, it just comes down to this. We all are voyeurs; we all have this curiosity that needs to be satisfied. And most of us are exhibitionists as well, willing to show strangers on the net more than we would strangers in real life. The not quite correct feeling of anonymity provokes behavior none of us would ever dare to show outside of the Internet. And luckily, there are plenty of people willing to watch those who expose themselves.

Just remember, one of those watching might be your next door neighbour…

posted by qtnik @ ShoutWire

Hello My Future Girlfriend

Hello My Future Girlfriend is one of the oldest and most popular Internet phenomena. Originating sometime in 1998, it consists of a photograph of a rather geeky-looking young man with a mullet by the name of Michael Blount, with the accompanying text:

If you have come here it must be because you meet me in yahoo chat. I just lost my girlfriend. If you want to be my girlfriend please E-mail me or ICQ me my e-mail is my icq# is 19171502. my name is Michael. This is me If you have Microsoft Internet Explorer you will hear me in the background. If you have netscape click here. If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you.

The main attraction of the site, however, is an embedded audio recording of the site's creator. It states:

Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am eleven years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me, if I'm on Yahoo Chat. Bye, thanks for stopping by

Soon after its discovery many parodies arose, and to this day it remains one of the signature Internet phenomena.

"Official" site

Thank you: Wiki

March 27, 2006

Proud to be a Man

Recessed into a urinal is a pressure-sensitive display screen. When the guest uses it, he triggers an interactive game, producing images and sound. The reduced size of the “target” improves restroom hygiene and saves on cleanings costs (like the “fly in the urinal” at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport). It also makes a trip to the urinal “fun and games” – more than just a necessary nuisance. By projecting the game experience into the public space, viewers are treated to a new way of visualizing the abstract, and the entertainment value is boosted. The projection of the project into a museum space was conceived of as a critical-ironic measure, questioning the concept of art, but extending it at the same time. “On target” is an interactive installation with the functional purpose of improving hygiene.

Designer: Marcel Neundörfer

Cool so far! As long as some gai guy jumps up and says "hey doode whats your highscore? lemme see" rofl

March 26, 2006

Hummer? teh Supa SUV?

"H6 Hummer is The First of it's Kind -
No other truck can call itself the Super SUV"

I think so too! More pictures here!

And more!

Typical Indian Movie

Haha, hope you understood the theme. Click on the image to view full sized one =) Injoy!

15 Best Skylines in World

Must check out stuff. You might want to plan your tour after this. Nice skylines means good places to visit (Glad Toronto is ranked 7th)

One of those cool Lego Creations

Check it out by yourself. Awsome stuff! Nice lighting and wicked idea!